What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
