Whats jokes
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!