Whats jokes

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

What do you call a booty that can do magic?

A butt trick!

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

What do you call James, James?

What did 0 say to 8?

"Hey, nice belt!"

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.