Whats jokes
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.