Whats jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Memes
Gusty mood
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
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What did Shrek say to the princess? βI love walls!β
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. πππ