Whats jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...