Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.