Whats jokes
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!