Whats jokes
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Memes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.