Whats jokes
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Memes
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What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".