Whats jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
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In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?