Whats jokes
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
Memes
no face haha
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.