Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.