Whats jokes
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
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What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"