Whats jokes

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

What is the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

A: A baseball field has a home base.

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.