Whats jokes
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"