Whats jokes
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.