Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Memes
Look what my sister did to me
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!