What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Whats Jokes
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. šš
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, āMaāam, Iāve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?ā After quickly thinking it over, she responds, āIāll have the bad news first, doctor.ā
The doctor replies, āWell, Iām not sure how to put this, and Iām sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.ā
Relieved, a smile spreads across the motherās face. āDoctor, if thatās the bad news, whatās the good news?ā The doctor replies, āHeās dead.ā
