Whats jokes
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!