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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos