Whats jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Memes
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call your mom? Gay.