Whats jokes
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
lollll
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!