Whats jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌