Whats jokes

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky.

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?

Tourists.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

What's worse than funny condom fails?

Jake Paul.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?

1 baby tied to 5 trees.