Whats jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
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What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.