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What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
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What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.