Whats jokes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Memes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.