What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
