Whats jokes
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
lollll
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!