What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
