Whats jokes
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Memes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.