Whats jokes
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.