What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Whats Jokes
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
