Whats jokes
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.