Whats jokes

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

What’s another name for cumming in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

What did the doctor say to the orphan?

"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!