Whats jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

A: A baseball field has a home base.

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".

What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."