Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?

The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”

And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

What is blue and wiggling on my floor?

A baby in a bag.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.