Whats jokes
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.