Whats jokes
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Memes
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.