Whats jokes
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.