Whats jokes
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.