What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on your expectations. You thinkin' of a word that fits the bill, right? Nope! It's a big ol' goose egg. Nothing starts with "N" and ends with "G". Get it? You probably don't, because you still read books with pictures.
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Gwen
Was it funny?
Ray Schism
The n word
Gwen
'N' stands for 'N'othing.