Whats jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Wait what???
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.