Whats jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.