Whats jokes
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.