Whats jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Memes
lollll
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...