Whats jokes
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What's the time?
How would I know?
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.