Whats jokes
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
So true
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.