Whats jokes
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!