Whats jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

A dead baby can't feed a family.

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dildo.

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?

The Stigg.

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

What type of bees give milk?

Boob-bees.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.