Whats jokes
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.