Whats jokes
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."