Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
