Whats jokes

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?

Don't get carried away!

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?

A: Jew-Osco

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.