Whats jokes
What's the difference between a duck?
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T