What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
