Whats jokes

What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.

What time is it? It's time for lunch.

*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?

Elementary, my dear Watson!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What time is it when it gets dark out?

Bed time.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

What's 2+2?

4.