Whats jokes
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Memes
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"