Whats jokes
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.