Whats jokes
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.