
Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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