What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Whats Jokes
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
