Whats jokes
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Memes
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"