Whats jokes
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.