Whats jokes
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Memes
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.