Whats jokes
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.