Whats jokes
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.