What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Whats Jokes
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
