Whats jokes
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Memes
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.