Whats jokes
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
what do I have to do to become a mod?
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!