Whats jokes
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.