Whats jokes
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What can fly?
Bird.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"