Whats jokes
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?