Whats jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Memes
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.