Whats jokes
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Memes
what is she doing
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"