Whats jokes
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Memes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.