What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
