What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
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What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Me all the time
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
