Whats jokes
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!