Whats jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Memes
Happens every time
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕