Whats jokes
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.