Whats jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Ohio
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.