Whats jokes
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!