Whats jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Memes
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.