What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Whats Jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What does a house wear? Address.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
