Whats jokes

What do emos do?

Hang.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?

A family picture.

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.