Whats jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Memes
Oop- get called out
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.