Whats jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Memes
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What about women's lefts?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.