Whats jokes

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

The boomerang comes back.

Question: What do you call 8 apples?

Answer: The iPhone 8.

What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.