Whats jokes
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!