Whats jokes
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!