Whats jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.