Whats jokes
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.