Whats jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Memes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.