Whats jokes
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.