Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Memes
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.