Whats jokes
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Memes
Me all the time
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.