What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Whats Jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
