Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.