Whats jokes
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?