What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
