Whats jokes
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.