Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman

What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...

Water... yup, water...

What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?

They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.

What does Stephen Hawking eat?

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!