Whats jokes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Memes
what is with his neck
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.