Whats jokes

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"