What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Oop- get called out
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a cow?
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
