Whats jokes
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.