Whats jokes

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!