Whats jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Memes
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!