Whats jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is fun? Everyone.