Whats jokes
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What gives me my power
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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