What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Whats Jokes
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
