Whats jokes
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
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What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.