Whats jokes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Memes
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)