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What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.