Whats jokes

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

What's tree plus tree?

Sticks!

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.