Whats jokes
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.