Whats jokes
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Memes
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What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.