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What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
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Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.