My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Whats Jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
