Whats jokes
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memes
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What about women's lefts?
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.