Whats jokes

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family photo.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.