Whats jokes
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What is this wrong answers only
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."