Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
