Whats jokes
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
The mistletoaster
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.