Whats jokes
What is a pile of balls?
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.