Whats jokes

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain finished the races.

What do priests give children?

Syphilis.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?

Stoners have papers.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.