Whats jokes
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Memes
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.