Whats jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Memes
THE HOOD
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.