Whats jokes

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Orphans don't get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

One of them is actually loved.

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.