Whats jokes
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Memes
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!