What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Whats Jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
