Whats jokes
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.