Whats jokes

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.