Whats jokes
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What planet has a butt? Uranus!