Whats jokes
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.