Whats jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Memes
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.