Whats jokes
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Memes
Yes so smart
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.