Whats jokes
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!