What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Whats Jokes
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
