Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.