Whats jokes
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"