Whats jokes
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Memes
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.