Whats jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Memes
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.