Whats jokes
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Memes
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"