Whats jokes
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.