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What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.