Whats jokes
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.