Whats jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Memes
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.