What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Whats Jokes
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
