Whats jokes
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
oh no
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.