Whats jokes

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?

"Feet! Feet!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

What do you call an orphan’s picture?

A family photo.