Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What month has 28 days?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!