Whats jokes
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!