Whats jokes
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Memes
When i was watching south park, this what happens...
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.