Whats jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.