Whats jokes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"