Whats jokes

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.