Whats jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Memes
Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.