Whats jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.