Whats jokes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.