Whats jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.