Whats jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Memes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.