Whats jokes
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Memes
What. The. Hell
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.