Whats jokes
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!