Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Memes
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.