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What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
