Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

What did the paintings name their daughter?

Palette.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Pork chop!

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?