Whats jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
what a nice man xx
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."