Whats jokes
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
what a nice man xx
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What’s big and black on the road?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!