Whats jokes

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

What do you call a Chinese assassin?

Chinese takeout.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.