Whats jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
really is there
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.