Whats jokes
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.