What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
