Whats jokes
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Memes
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!