What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
Kinder Surprise
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull! This joke is funny because "Kinder Surprise" is a chocolate egg with a toy inside, get it? Cannibals eat people, and a pregnant woman has a baby inside her. The cannibal is gonna get a little surprise snack! You're probably one of those guys who still uses internet explorer.