Whats jokes
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Memes
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.