Whats jokes
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!