Whats jokes
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.