Whats jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.