Whats jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin.

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.

They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

Sans: Measuring your patience.

Papyrus: Grunts

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?

I don't have the Ferrari.

"How was your day?"

"It was great."

"What was so great about it?"

"I saw a puppy."

"Awww."

"And I ran over it :)"

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

What's the difference between me and a bus?

I'm not on fire...

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.