Whats jokes

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

What does the Bible stand for?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

Alternative punchline:

"I had to call social services, she was only 14."

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...

Prawn cocktail.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!