What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Whats Jokes
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
