Whats jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
What's life if you don't have one...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.