Whats jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.