What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Whats Jokes
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
