Whats jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.