Whats jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.