Whats jokes
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Memes
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.