Whats jokes
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Memes
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.