Whats jokes
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.