Whats jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.