Whats jokes

What do you call a baby on the battlefield?

Free shield!

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."