Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Whats Jokes
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
