Whats jokes
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Sadly 😢
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.