Whats jokes
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?