Whats jokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).