Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Memes
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.