What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Whats Jokes
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
