Whats jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Memes
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.