Whats jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What the heck did I discover?
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.