Whats jokes

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?

Walking.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?

There's none, they both don't age well.