Whats jokes
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.