Whats jokes
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.