What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Whats Jokes
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
