Whats jokes
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.