Whats jokes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?