Whats jokes
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.