Whats jokes
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Memes
This is a cat, what did you think?
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.