Whats jokes
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Memes
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.