Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.