Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"