Whats jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!