Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Whats Jokes
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
