Whats jokes

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.