Whats jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.