Whats jokes
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Do you know this kind of kid
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.