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What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.