Whats jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Memes
This is a cat, what did you think?
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.