Whats jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Memes
Two memes in one
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.