Whats jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.