Whats jokes
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.