Whats jokes
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?