Orphan kid jokes

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?

A home button.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!