Orphan kid jokes

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?

A home button.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.