Whats jokes

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.

A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"

So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."

The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What car does Hitler drive?

A Fuhrerri.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

What do you call a snail without a shell?

Dead.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"