Whats jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.