What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
