Whats jokes
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
lmfao true
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses