Whats jokes
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.