Whats jokes
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.