Whats jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.