Whats jokes
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Memes
lmfao true
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator