Whats jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.