Whats jokes
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Do you know this kind of kid
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.