Whats jokes
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
lmfao true
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.