Whats jokes
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.