Whats jokes
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."