Whats jokes
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Memes
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."