Whats jokes
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"