Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.