What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Whats Jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
