Whats jokes
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.