Whats jokes

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?

Get out of my son!

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.