Whats jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.