Whats jokes
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
Memes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.