Whats jokes

What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?

A motherboard.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

An RCXD.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."