Whats jokes
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.