Whats jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.