What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Whats Jokes
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
