Whats jokes
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Memes
Do you know this kind of kid
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.