What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think orphans get family photos like everyone else? Nope! They don't have a fam to pose with. So, any picture they take is just themself, get it? A SELFIE. It's dark, I know, but it's also kinda funny because it's so sad. You following or am I gonna have to draw you a picture?