Whats jokes
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.