What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Whats Jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
