Whats jokes
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
I feel this one on a personal level.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.