Whats jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

What show do orphans hate?

Family Guy.

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

What is a ghost's favorite cake?

I scream cake!

Q. What's the most musical bone?

A. The trom-bone!

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, Bud!

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

What flowers are on your face?

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?

A knight knight.