Whats jokes
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...