Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
I feel this one on a personal level.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.