Whats jokes
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Memes
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.