Whats jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I you know what i mean
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.