Whats jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.