Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.