Whats jokes
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.