Whats jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Memes
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.