Whats jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Memes
Whats up brother
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.