Whats jokes
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.