Whats jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!