Whats jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Memes
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?