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What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
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My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.